Premium low-alcohol cocktail anyone?

New York pub crawls: Because your regular drinking dens are like following the spin-dry cycle

Premium low-alcohol cocktail anyone?

This is a Russian advertisement for a “Low-alcohol” yet “Premium” drink. The obvious context here is you can drink low-alcohol cocktails, drink and drive and still get hot sleepy women who’ll fondle your dragon…

ChinaTown_2

The ChinaTown by day is not much better because I can’t even figure a context:

ChinaTown_2

Maybe their ChinaTown is just that much sweeter than ours…